About:
Despite the rumors, SJ Thornebillow is probably not a goat. Though certain rumors fixate on his hair, only the Angora goat is known for the curliness of its pelt. While he theoretically could share a kinship with this breed, it’s unlikely as he has never traveled to Turkey for a family reunion.
While reports may refer to Thornebillow as an overgrown, immature kid, these terms are probably only used in the human sense. He’s almost certainly not using his glasses to distract from his pupils, which are probably a normal shape. If you see ram horns curving out of his forehead, it’s probably just Halloween.
You still probably shouldn’t leave laundry on the line when he’s around.
Contact:
Email: thornebillow@gmail.com